So I have a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, and the guide book is on its way.
Unfortunately, I do not have a Wii on which to play the game. And I would guess that my first chance to get ahold of one won't be for another couple of weeks. But after Christmas seems much more likely.
In the meantime, I'm re-playing Ocarina of Time to assuage my Zelda cravings.